carpe diememe

Used to urge someone to make the most of the present time and give little thought to the future by creating dank memes out of any unfortunate situation.

Translates literally to: "seize the meme"

That meme will problem offend a lot of people... oh well, carpe diememe

by Juerdor Titsgo December 10, 2019

Carpet

A very nice gent with a very nice muscular body. A good guy. Good cook. Loves touching men appropriately. Loves cookies.

O mon dier he is such a carpet. I need a penis.

by URBOISOMECOOLSHIPYANKUREAR December 16, 2019

Carpet Bomb

When a woman has long, puffy, messy pubic hairs and someone liquid shits on it.

My girlfriend was upset last night because I didnt ask before I carpet bombed on her.

by AirSupportIsClosingIn January 14, 2020

Carpet Bombing

Asking out, flirting with, or talking to numerous guys or girls in the hopes that they will like you.

Aaron is carpet bombing for a date to the dance. He asked out Olivia, Alyssa, Emily, Jordan, Ivy, and Sierra!

by simpdeystroyer January 15, 2020

Carpenter

Someone who is hurting so bad for crack cocaine that he is getting dirty by crawling around on the floor and under the bed and in the closet with crack-crumb collecting tools such as a comb and a toothpick trying to find anything small, white and hard to smoke in his glass pipe.

Dude, get up off the floor and stop being a damn crack carpenter.

by JuffusHuffus January 23, 2020

carpetboomering

Shitting inside a rolled up carpet and sealing the ends, filling it over several weeks before it explodes.

Dude, Alex G. got caught when he went carpetboomering.

by grr gon February 6, 2020

carpe perdiem

Grab the money the company offers for lunch, incidentals and travel, because you are grossly underpaid for your talents.

He hadn't had a raise in two years, and was working twice as hard. The least he could do was carpe perdiem.

by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020