eco-boner

The reaction an eco-friendly male experiences when they come into contact with eco-friendly technology or lust item.

This new cell phone made entirely out of bamboo give the San Fran guys an eco-boner

by JamieSeguin June 26, 2007

butthole bong hit

when one is forced into submission to huff anothers ass blast

care 4 a (butthole bong hit)

by Roller 1 July 18, 2009

wrong boner

An erection (or boner) achieved whilst watching inappropriate or even non-sexual material, such as scenes featuring:

1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.

"I got such a wrong boner watching..."

1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe

by DrJonas February 4, 2010

Chicken Boner

When you have a raging boner due to an intense hankering for amazing chicken. Originated upon eating chicken at a cook-off in Concan, Tx.

A little bit of chicken boner, chicken boner on a Friday night. A chicken boner that feels so right. With a my chicken boner up!

by ChickenBoner June 5, 2011

bandwagon boner

When a team you have been bandwagonning wins, you get an erection.

"Dude, the Tigers just railed that team!"

"Yeah, I totally just got a bandwagon boner!

by DariusRamboWhite December 23, 2011

bum bonding

When you start a friendship based on gay bum sex

John and ian are on a bum bonding weekend for some hairy smelly ass sex, I hope he wears a condom or he might get pregnant

by mitch00uk April 13, 2015

dick bonging

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.

My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."

by _kris10 May 2, 2015