Beard Biscuit

Hunks of shit that end up in your beard after performing cunnilingus.

I ate her out last night and ended up with a boat load of 'Beard Biscuits'

by redhatpro January 8, 2009

biscuit hoot

Hoots of joy or sadness from the African American Negro.

After receiving his first paycheck from Popeye's, Dushuon let out a biscuit hoot of glee heard 'round the 'hood. But then, this bicuit hoot was followed by a sad biscuit hoot when he realized that half of this check would go to child support, the other half would go to Luigi the rock slanger.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Flaky Biscuit

When your ejaculate trickles down to your balls, dries, crusts over. You may then allow a girl to eat it off. (Works better if you haven't showered; thus, you will have extra nut butter for the Flaky Biscuit).

"So, did she have some of your flaky biscuit last night?"
"Did you have any nut butter leftover from basketball for your flaky biscuit?"

by Andrew McDodus November 13, 2007

b to the biscuit

Straight up virgin bitch!

Yo! That Rob Lunder is a b to the biscuit.

by TK McShane September 26, 2006

whisker biscuit

A vulva that is so matted down with hair that it appears alarmingly similar to a brillo pad.

Cilantro drunkenly stumbled into Boo's bedroom and unwittingly fell face first into her face-down-ass-up whisker biscuit and suffocated into a coma that lasted 3 1/2 years. (names changed to protect the innocent)

by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005

rubber-biscuit

Describes a situation out of control, scattershot, making no sense.

"I'm having an affair with my next door neighbor's boyfriend, only she's a great friend and I don't know how to tell her that I'm in love with him. It's all just so rubber-biscuit."

by Francine R. June 22, 2006

Soggy Biscuit

A game played by Greg and Brady. Because they like teh soggy biscuit especially Brady who wants Greg's sweet ass.

Greg and Brady love the soggy biscuit.

by The C November 20, 2004