Bum Bum Fedora 

The old-school fifties gangster version of ass hat
And the non-mexican version of rectal sombrero
Can be used as a comeback and/or insult

See also ass hat, and rectal sombrero, also created by Lauren.

Lauren: WOW Julia you stupid
Julia: BUM BUM FEDORA!! oooo take that.

Bum Bum Fedora by Julia&Lauren February 1, 2006

bum shrapnel 

The discharge resulting from Anal Sex.
A Mixture of Seamen and Poo.

Also see Neapoliton Love Slide.

"that bowl of ice cream looks like bum shrapnel"

bum shrapnel by KarlosBrum August 26, 2006

Bum Slush 

Diorrhea with large chunks in it. Its a bit thicker than water; same consistancy as a slush puppy, may be blue or red or both.

'That curry gave me terrible bum slush!'

Bum Slush by Miles Lloyd May 16, 2007

Bum Crumble 

To administer a royal bumming...To open a can of whoopass on one's friend/nemesis/child...To give someone a jolly good thrashing at something, e.g. a computer game, or contact sport such as killing.

"You'd better not be trying to overtake me adey. I am the king of rollcage and I shall be making bum crumble if you aren't careful. you assmunch."

"Put that child down adey, you can't bring him with you or you'll get a fresh serving of bum crumble from that police officer"

Bum Crumble by Mighty O May 14, 2008

bum raf 

pole up the arse

can be any type of pole e.g meat pole in the batty hole

bum raf by bum raf January 7, 2003

bum cloud

To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. (www.dictionary.com)

pwoooh man... did you let out a bum cloud?

bum cloud by Claire January 18, 2004

bum muffin 

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit

"get lost bum muffin!"

bum muffin by Simon November 11, 2004