shit the bed

When one golfer plays a round with someone who consistently underperforms

"E, you shit the bed again!" - JT

by flanetix May 27, 2018

Bed bomb

Saturating the bed with farts so that when someone pulls back the covers to get in they get a face full of stale farts.

I like to bed bomb a girl early in our relationship, a taste of things to come.

It's a wonder you're single.

by Shuaman June 23, 2019

Bed angle

an snow angle on your bed and no snow.

Come make bed angles.

by cyclonne June 25, 2019

Going To Bed

going to watch netflix in bed

"Night I'm going to bed"

by Bedtime123 July 2, 2019

best buddy in bed

something or someone that you snuggle with in bed

I have this cute stuffed doggie from when I was 3 months old. He's my best buddy in bed; I love him very much.

by iambek November 9, 2019

zap bed

the government having devices inside your mattress to make you sick

The zap bed made the historical American feel queasy.

by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019

Make bed cough

Have a very hard sex and making loud noises

We were making our bed cough for the first time last night. Man, that was great!
Let's make bed cough again!

by VeryOriginalName November 18, 2019