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by Stupid Bitch69 May 9, 2011
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applicative politics

A political view that has a direct effect on one's personal life such as cannabis legalization or gay marriage. It does not make other politics such as foreign affairs any less important. Rather, it speaks for the issues that are most important in one persons life. Does not necessarily represent a liberal viewpoint, as they could be against cannabis legalization.
Politically obsessed person: "If you don't care about the financial involment overseas, then you are a turd-eating liberal!!"
Rational and sane person: "I am neither a liberal or conservative, I just care more about cannabis being legal for me to partake than what happens with the goverment budget. I guess its what you would call applicative politics- politics that actually matter."
by Gassy Emu July 6, 2011
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Apple Sunshine Gerbil Swisher

That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.

*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders
Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.
by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011
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Apple Dive

Hanging out in a car and thinking of random words to put together and look up on the internet
Shawn: Think of a word that starts with A and add a verb.

Levi: APPLE DIVE
by GirlShawn October 30, 2011
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applicateur

A person who has no programming, logical, or scientific abilities but knows a particular computer application extremely well.
"I think Jim should be the project manager on our next branding project because he is so amazing using Libre Office."

"Oh heavens no. Jim is an applicateur and actually has no interpersonal skills or knowledge about anything other than Libre Office"
by Misterque January 2, 2012
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Apple Cumble

When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.

Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie

Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*
by DericiousCaramelMan March 15, 2013
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Apple

1. The round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin red or green skin and crisp flesh. Many varieties have been developed as dessert or cooking fruit or for making cider or can help you get a wiggly tooth out

2. A company that makes electronics
I ate an apple and my tooth fell out.
by Desie09 February 5, 2015
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