Zombie Defense Master

Guy who grew up on first person shooter games and zombie movies and is into decked out bad ass assault rifles and combat shotguns for their coolness factor. Comparable to a Mall-Ninja

John; "Wow, look at that guy with his pimped out Saiga 12 Tactical Combat Shotgun!"
Chris:"Yeah, he is a Zombie Defense Master alright!"

by WASR-10 dot com March 10, 2012

South Texas Zombie Defense

acronym for South Texas Zombie Defense

look up South Texas Zombie Defense
on myspace and join before they come

by EddieG December 31, 2008

Zombied

The act of making someone look in another direction, so that when they look back at you you have a ridiculous face on with your eyes rolled back and your tongue sticking out, looking like the pervebial zombie. This is done a lot in schools like La Salle and Columbus.

This was made famous by David Guerra (the biggest boss that you have seen thus far).

Dude i just zombied Mr. Isenberg, he was so mad that I was afraid that he would have a heart attack, you know being that he is 105 years old and all.

Get zombied on niggit!

I tried to zombie my bitch of girlfriend and that cunt had the nerve to slap me in the face.

by David Guerra May 5, 2008

Zombied

Being drunk to the point where others could possibly mistake you for a zombie. Key points of interest being wobbly legs, crooked shoulders, incoherent mumbling and an open drooling mouth. Other signs are ripped/dirty clothing from falling down a hill or randomly rolling around in a field.

"Dude, did you hear what happened to Jimmy?"
"Yeah, he got totally zombied and crashed a speedboat into a helicopter."
"Crazy shit, huh?"
"Yarp."

by MajiksMonster August 20, 2009

Hitler Zombie

The zombies that get raped by
Haduken zombies because theyre such fags they need pineapples shoved up their asses to prevent them from being battlefeild deadweight during zombie orgy battles.

that bitch is such a Hitler Zombie.


ill get the pineapples.




*deep voice* lets get tropical on dat ass.

by stapleface the great April 24, 2009

Zombie Jesus

Someone whom believes himself to be a reincarnation of Jesus. He helps others while draining himself and is pretty much a martyr. He's also a pretty awesome person when you get to know him.

Dude! Help me out Zombie Jesus!

by [The Real] Zombie Jesus February 18, 2009

zombian

a zombie lesbian who has soggy nipples

Billy is a zombian and his nipples sag to the ground.

by hippowalnocerus September 16, 2005