bam-bang-whacking

Crazy, hectic, chaotic... so mindbogglingly stressful you start making up ridiculous words.

My life is bam-bang-whacking with all these hospital visits, crying babies, and family shenanigans I'm going insane!

by The Sick Man... May 29, 2011

back and whack

A massage parlor where working class men congregate at lunch for hand jobs or sex for money, usually Asian of some sort or russian

Yo Jim you wanna hit the back and whack at lunch? They have a valentine's special today

Cousin greg is a frequent flyer at the back and whack every 9th "massage" he gets the 10th free

by tommybatts February 18, 2015

A game of whack a mole

Fix one problem then having fix another problem after another one

Playing a game of whack a mole is not going to make us better

by Mat rat tat October 12, 2016

suds up whacker

A hand job in the shower

Do you want to join me in the shower for a suds up whacker?

by Jessana February 20, 2017

alabama weed-whacker

When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.

John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.

by PapiLey June 13, 2017

shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)

I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack

by CharlieC April 21, 2018

Honeycomb wall whacking

When an old man gets naked and slams his penis against a wall whilst covered in honey

‘I just saw your grandad honeycomb wall whacking

by Handlessjsbd April 22, 2018