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“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
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Well-being

Well it doesn't sound substantial because it's a nebulous term, Sam. And it does nothing inform us as to how we're supposed to structure society.
Hym "Because you can make the case that religion improves general well-being. Or prostitution. Or the removal of people's self-determination. It inevitably devolves into this dystopian nanny state like the season finale of Rick and Morty where the galactic federation takes over and people are all assigned jobs and given a robot butler to force feed them pills"
by Hym Iam March 31, 2024
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acch well

sed regularly in all parts of scotland, and occasionally in england (although not many english ppl can say the cchhh part of acch--- also sed in the steriotypical scots word occh nooo jim---- but i have never heard that used in normal everyday terms)
"ur going 2 spew in 20 mins"
"acch well at least i can watch the rest of balamory!"
by born in the wrong decade November 30, 2004
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Well Dumb

When a person solves a simple problem with a complicated, expensive, or unnecessary response. This phrase is to be said after a somewhat satisfying solution is made and in a sarcastic tone. Usually, the provided solution does not offer a permanent solution to the original problem, making their sacrifices pointless.
Person 1: “I was eating spaghetti earlier and I didn’t have a clean fork, so I made one out of toothpicks and the tip of a spoon I broke to make it.”
Person 2: “So you didn’t just wash a dirty fork, but instead made one? Well Dumb.”
by SirPickleVII January 31, 2023
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well fucked duck

To be completely satisfied
That meal left me feeling like a well fucked duck.
by Citybench February 15, 2014
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Riley Wells

A man who exudes big dick energy. He has the confidence to pull off almost any outfit and many wonder if he is gay. In truth he could pull all the girls but chooses not to. He has a fantastic sense of style and used to be obsessed with the military as a kid. He is a nerf gun nut as well as a constant obsession of boxing his friend gus. Lastly while having a big dick he also knows how to use it, wielding it with the power of an elder dick Jedi. Many are jealous but Riley defeats them all with his gigantic cock. Overall he had a big dick and is sexier then most.
Person 1-Did you see riley wells
Person 2-Of course how could I miss that dick
by Hype Man333 March 31, 2022
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Taco Bell Wishing Well

When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.
“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”
by Aros22 April 15, 2022
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