Toolcan

A person who is a huge tool and has a big nose, like a toucan.

1: "Who's that faggot with the huge nose?"
2: "Oh, that's just toolcan, he can't help it."

Toolcan by austinpillage January 24, 2011

DAEMON TOOLS 

A powerful little tool that helps in emulating .ISO and other image formats (.cue, etc.) into a virtual directory. That means you can pirate stuff and install applications, games and others without much effort.

I downloaded The Sims 2 complete package with all it's expansions, and I needed to use DAEMON TOOLS to make a ".iso" file within it install the bloody thing.

Similart to: Alcohol 120%

DAEMON TOOLS by A name not in use_ July 23, 2010

Ride of Tools 

Three or more cyclists riding together while wearing lycra or spandex

"Look, here comes/there goes a ride of tools"

"Oh, watch out!, there's a 'ride of tools' up ahead"

Ride of Tools by Betty Spaghetti August 8, 2012

ask.com toolbar 

A browser hijacker designed to infect people who just click through the Java installation to save time.

Idiot:I'll install Java to play the game!
*clicks through installation*
Message:Thanks for letting us put the ask.com toolbar/adware on your computer.

ask.com toolbar by schoolequalsboredom October 7, 2013

Halo Map Tools 

Halo Map Tools, also know as HMT, is an unofficial Halo modifying tool, created by MonoxideC, that helps modders create simple to extreme mods.

Bill: Hey, I just created a Halo mod with Halo Map Tools!

Fred: I give a shit?

Halo Map Tools by mastersync23 December 17, 2008

tooljob 

(n): (1) one who talks incessantly of providing jobs and tools without delivering either. (2) a complete and hypocritical failure, undeserving of respect or affection.

cf: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker

Scott Walker is a total tooljob. I hate that guy.

tooljob by Monologues of Dissent August 15, 2011

toolface

Near cousin of dickhead, but may be more of a poonce. (More of an air of self-importance).

Get off your high-horse, you toolface!

toolface by blugirl January 27, 2005