get it in there

1.To insert an object, most likely one's index finger, into another's anus.
2. a.To insert one's finger into any orifice of another. b.Digital Sodomy (sodomy by the fingers, not to be confused with Cybersex)

Motherfucker, that bitch was giving me the best oral sex that I've recieved in a fortnight, and then she had to ruin it by trying to get it in there! I was appalled, I told her, "Fuck you, bitch, I ain't into that freaky shit! Get up out my ass!"

by Sam from L.I. January 24, 2007

Hang In There Baby

When a woman (or man) tries to make her man cum before he passes out from erotic asphyxiation.

"Babe, I'm almost there. *gasp*" -Wallace
"Hang in there baby!" -Margot

by DanielFoSho April 19, 2010

hello there

How spinsters say hello.

"Why hello there, Timmy!"
"Hi, Miss Crabbingapple!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 14, 2005

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007

there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont

A nerd joke. The irony of this is the code 10 is more or less meaningless. the code for two is 00110010 or 011101000111011101101111.

01001001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01101100 01100101 01110100 01100101 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110111 01110010 01101111 01101110 01100111 00101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101100 01100001 01110011 01110011 01111001 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 00101101 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110010 01110100 01110011. heheh. there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont.

by Ronan August 21, 2006

theoretical virus

A Theoretical Virus is a fictional virus that is based on a real virus, but does not actually exist. They are used as a benchmark for viral preparedness. A good example of a theoretical virus is lyssa x, which is a relative of rabies. Web groups such as OZORT are geared toward preparing for worst case scenario viruses like these.

A Theoretical Virus can be just as dangerous as a real virus if you aren't prepared for it.

by Edward Stevens August 29, 2006

There goes the neighboorhood

It has to do when somebody moves into your neighborhood hood that you have done your very best to keep out.

Usually targeted towards African Americans and is usually very definitive in tone. A point that needs to be accepted because the government wont allow any form of segregation to take place slowly more and more since the civil rights movement. Rightly So A Community does not need a burden to its economic framework. Municipal politics!!!!

But i guess you can go an bastardize the expression and say the expression can be said for any other race but that would just be rude and detering of the very intent and origin of the word.

"Look Hunny a negro is moving in 5 houses down,"
"Ahhh lokk at them moving there boxes, HUnny Do you think theyll be like the last ones?"
"Honestly Im very Pessimistic about that matter, I dont think this time will be any better."
"Dammit, There Goes the neighboorhood"

by yours0000truly February 14, 2019