Food Jewed

When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.

We were at Applebees the other day and Joe food jewed me. He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by vulgarqt May 9, 2018

jew christmas

You know regular Christmas right? This is 8 days of straight Christmas, but Jew flavored.

I can't wait to celebrate Jew Christmas. It's my favorite time of year!

by Holiday one March 8, 2017

A Jew Move

When a Jew does something very shady.

For ex: Rips you off.

You leave a review on their account and they serve you a seize and desist, although truthful, because of their hierarchy in the court rooms.

Fuck man! What a Jew Move!

by Dbs310 December 7, 2021

soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.

why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew

by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018

fornicating jew

Someone who does not give up srx easily. Being miser with the sex.

My girlfriend is such a fornicating jew now that I never get laid.

by Makanana310 July 12, 2021

jew buckle

A penny pinching flobert

That man is such a Jew buckle

by Complexly unlucky December 31, 2013

jew-attack

When a jew assaults you by stealing your pension and invests them in S&P 500.

Yeah i got jew-attacked by Mads last week, now i'm gonna loose custody of my daughter.

by BubberDucky1187 January 10, 2020