Ciaran Jones

Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.

woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.

Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones

by hunky hendo May 23, 2022

Tavy Smith ( Bunnie Jones )

Tavy Smith ( Bunnie Jones ) is a Christian. She’s super religious and EW!

M: hey have you heard of “tavy smith ( Bunnie Jones )”?

B: ohh that girl right?

by Suckmydicktavysmith February 7, 2021

Indiana Jones

The act of jumping off the kitchen table and landing you penis inside your sexual partners anus while they lay on the floor.

Bro you really pulled Indiana Jones at my party on my mother in a bunny costume?

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now

This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.

Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.

That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.

by smmatta September 22, 2021

Arthur Jones

He literally has no friends

I am like Arthur jones

by Yeah chief March 25, 2019

Joned It

When you made up a lie and continued with it until you fuck it yourself

"I need work that day but I need to work somewhere else and I need the money however I won't work it anyway."

So do you want the work and money what you need?

No

You've Joned it

by LePawn November 5, 2020