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Checking the Bag

When you have a woman from behind hammering away and are about to bust your nut pull out and thrust into her anus releasing your seed. While she is in shock, you take your nut bag and insert into her moist overworked taco causing an eruption of semen from her anus.
Herman asked where he was headed after Marc told him he was Checking the Bag. Poundtown was not the answer Herman was expecting.
by S94Life December 6, 2017
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Freeway Bag

A small paper or plastic bag, either brown or black that is used to conceal your open container of beer/malt liquor while you are driving your car/truck along the road.
Abdul, please put my Bud Light inside of a freeway bag so I can drink it on the way home without looking too obvious.
by warnhubb December 1, 2009
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bag wrap

stretching your balls to a comfortable length and bringing the skin over your penis and dropping the packing in someones mouth.
jonny bag wrapped steve last night.

bag wraps are both pleasing and fun to watch.
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Squeez bags

Let me see those squeez bags!
by YGT March 9, 2005
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Bagging the Groceries

A sexual act performed by at least 2 people/ Mainly performed by a women on a man/ Similar to roadside assistance/ When the women gives oral sex to the man in a car while sitting in any supermarket parking lot.
i.e. Walmart, Target
Most often occurring at night times or when there is a low influx of people in the parking lot at any given time.
LJ: Hey babe, you down to go bagging the groceries before we leave?

Rylee: Oh hell yeah, get over here now.
by KarstensMomIsStacy January 16, 2021
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Algae Bag

A more clean version of douchebag and scumbag. Use this to refer to someone who is annoying and makes you want to scream.
Person 1: I don’t want to look at you, *insert terrible roast or something*

Person 2: You’re such an algae bag.
by NotAnAlgaeBag February 23, 2023
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candy bag

a literal bag, or some sort of assortment of drugs commonly associated social doing, euphoria, or happy trips i.e. ecstasy/molly, LSD, Shrooms, Marijuana, etc.
Guy: "Hey man, could you ask your guy if he has LSD this week again?"

Son: "Dude! I was just at a dubstep concert last night, I coulda gotten you candy bags for cheap!"
by El Gardener June 29, 2011
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