Insert, tap, or swipe?

Derived from modern checkout readers, refers to whether one engaged in vaginal/anal intercourse (insert), fingering or manual manipulation (tap), or oral sex (swipe).

Brian - you and the Tinder girl - insert, tap, or swipe?

by DrGnome November 9, 2019

Free Tap Friday

When a friend gets a free tap on another friend in the nuts

“Hey did you get your free tap on William? It is free tap Friday”
“Yes I did, he died”

by The Five Days Of Tapping November 22, 2019

Tapped

A word used by chavs or 'kewl kids' in england meaning that your stoopid

Your bare tapped fam

by Your boi jimmy November 29, 2019

LA tap water

The watery anal return following the administration of an enema.

I was prepped for anal with my girlfriend last night, but her LA tap water never came back out.

by professor longdick December 26, 2019

App tap

Opening a smart phone app.

Just App tap the sports scoring app.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

puddle tapping

The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.

Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

Tap Squad

The guys who stick around with you while you're getting over an ex, becoming your girl best friend, supporting you through it in hopes you will eventually sleep with them

Sergey: who are all these new guys you keep texting?

Tasha: just my tap squad. Ever since we broke up, i’ve got at least 3 dudes trying to “support me”. Lmfao real talk tho. They all just hoping to get dick down with me.

by BVMBL3B33 May 20, 2019