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Carnegie Syndrome

When the rich try to buy back their reputations by donating large amounts of money publicly.
Bob fracked for oil in our community until we had sink holes, then he donated money to build a stadium with his name on it, it’s the definition of Carnegie Syndrome.
by Beautybind October 13, 2019
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Nino syndrome

Being addicted to teen supernatural shows. Little brain capacity to realise how bad these shows actually are. They hate on anime because they are brain dead.
Grace has Nino syndrome and therefore refused to watch re:zero because she is a baby inside an adults body.
by Zylem January 25, 2021
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Squirrel Syndrome

The inexplicable desire to constantly chase after every new idea or opportunity, no matter how detrimental to your company, your team or your own sanity.
Bob just launched another product before the last one was even finished. He's completely out of control, definitely suffering from squirrel syndrome.
by Startup Street September 15, 2022
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Filter Syndrome

Term describing the phenomenon in which a band or artist releases a song or album that is a significant change in style from their previous works but ironically becomes one of their most popular hits, often to the dismay of already established fans.

The term itself derives from the industrial band Filter, whose song "Take a Picture," which departed from their hard rock/industrial sound with a more mellow ballad. The song became their most popular, peaking at #1 on Billboard's Hot Dance Music/Club Play chart.

Other examples of Filter Syndrome: Spin Doctors - "Two Princes";Sugar Ray - "Fly";Metallica - "Enter Sandman";"Weezer - "Beverly Hills"
That song wasn't like their old stuff, but it got so popular; talk about a case of Filter Syndrome.
by Oniraikou January 8, 2009
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Jotaro Syndrome

An infectious Tendency, Jotaro syndrome is characterized by the following symptoms:
1. Constantly wearing a school uniform until it merges with your body shape (And you can't tell where the hair ends and the hat begins)
2. Skipping school to go on a field trip to Egypt with your Extremely masculine Grandfather,his fortune-teller friend and a fellow high-schooler, also picking up a funny swordsman along the way.
3. Going on said trip to Egypt to slay a 100-year-old immortal vampire with a god complex named "DIO"
4. Somehow ending up in a crash in any air-related vehicle, even when the pilot has previously fought Aztec Fitness Gods
5. Perfectly locating and extracting vampire brain leeches without any prior surgical experience via Punching Ghost
6. Yelling "ORA ORA ORA" whenever you initiate physical contact with an enemy via the fists or Punching Ghost

The first symptoms to appear are always:

1. A bad attitude towards women
2. Having a semi- or non-present father figure
3. Being aloof and black-haired
4. Watching every season of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure without being a filthy part-skipper
5.Repeatedly muttering "Yare Yare Daze" if anything even remotely stresses you out
6. Calling your mum a bitch
7. Voluntarily going to prison and refusing to leave, even when the guards tell you that you are free to go.
8 Having a secret love of Dolphins and Marine Biology
Jack: Man I heard that Jordan has that Jotaro Syndrome!
Tyrone: I forgot to give him the 15 bucks I owe him, don't tell him I'm here.
Jordan: Give me my 15 bucks! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
*Screaming can be heard for a moment*
Jordan: "Yare Yare Daze"
by Disciple of Brudda Osas December 22, 2020
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Friday Syndrome

When you have the urge to burst out in song singing "Friday", say phrases like we so excited in your vocabulary, say the word fun multiple times, act like captain obvious when its friday and you say yesterday was thursday, and your biggest life threatning problem is which seat you should take in your 13 year old friends convertable.
Sarah: We so excited because yesterday was thursday, and today is friday, and were gonna have fun fun fun fun because we going for a ride in my homeboys convertable even if I don't know which seat to take.

Ami: Fun Fun Fun Fun

Kylie: We so excited.

Tia: SHUT UP! You guys have an extreme case of friday syndrome.
by S monayyyyy!! April 12, 2011
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Aasgier's Syndrome

An illness marked by a strong dislike or hatred for something without any known reason behind these feelings
Raseri wasn't sure what exactly made him hate skylights in houses; he just did. It's rumored that Raseri suffers from Aasgier's Syndrome.

Despite being dubbed by many as "tennisace," the man, who was known by many to be afflicted with Aasgier's Syndrome, actually hated tennis for some unbeknownst reason. He would have rather been known as "golface."
by d(n_n)b June 9, 2013
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