Squirrel

When you pack your nuts in a chicks mouth and she looks at you with a confused look.

I had this chick squirrel my nuts in her mouth like she was saving them for the winter.

by Squirrel Master 28 August 5, 2017

skinned squirrel

When someone vomits in your backseat floor,doesnt tell you and you discover 2 days later

Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.

by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018

Flying squirrel

A nickname I gave my dumbass friend because she like trying to fly onto her bed

Friend: *jumps from chair to bed*
Me: see this is why your nickname is flying squirrel

by Oo.Bean.oO November 11, 2020

squirrel shout-out

Where you abruptly snap your head around and irritably bellow, “WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!” up into the trees whenever a bushy-tailed nut-gatherer makes a chattering scolding ruckus when you are merely minding your own business and working quietly in your yard. Sometimes this stress-relieving action may actually be performed mostly for the entertainment of others in your vicinity, particularly easily-amused giggly children --- you may indeed be highly irritated by the squirrel's inexplicable/unwarranted noisy tirade, but everyone knows that your own crimson-faced outburst really isn't gonna do much good overall, since squirrels obviously ain't gonna keep quiet just 'cuz you want them to.

Sometimes doing a squirrel shout-out is indeed effective in shutting up dat noisy fur-varmint, at least for a few minutes… guess he’s so non-plussed at my sudden bellowing outburst that he doesn’t know quite what to make of it all. But in any case, I still fail to see what he’s getting so pissed off about in da first place --- I’m not bothering him or even paying him any mind, and I sure as shootin’ ain’t after his precious acorns, so what’s his beef with me, anyhoot???

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

squirrels

dangerous creatures living around the world. they will not hesitate to harm /k1ll you. they will chase you to the ends of the earth and rip open your car door to attack you. they are highly venomous and less then a drop of their venom can leave millions unalived. there's no way to tame them or get away from them.

"squirrels are scary, man." -tom holland

by v_koshi May 7, 2022

squirrel

Someone who is so idiotic that they are as dumb as a squirrel.
Can also be used when someone does something very stupid and embarrassing.

Wow, that squirrel Nicole, was standing in the elevator doors for too long, so it started beeping and she completely flipped out.

by reynoldswrap27alex April 27, 2011

Squirrel Spaghetti

When a man who has diarrhea shats in a woman's pubes while slapping her with a Moby large.

Bro did you see that video of the Squirrel Spaghetti last night?!

by Oji Jiggy March 31, 2019