When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
Get the Soft as a pensioner's turdmug. when you are making out with a guy and you are about to have sex but he cums before you stick it in.
girl 1. I heard you fucked chris brown
girl 2. no we where making out and I was going to stick it in them he came
girl 1. lol he went soft
girl 2. no we where making out and I was going to stick it in them he came
girl 1. lol he went soft
by twerker82898 September 28, 2015
Get the he went softmug. When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.
by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015
Get the soft shellingmug. by Badwitch66 April 27, 2024
Get the soft hot stinkymug. 
by NescotCollegeSucks July 26, 2018
Get the softmug. An Anti-Safety device used in historical steam engines, allowing for the elimination of the traditional fusible plug, for the operation of a boiler with less water than conventionaly allowed.
Dat Tweedy Wun Fiddy musta been running a Andover Soft Plug last week because I swear there wasn't a drop of water in the glass.
by ADENGINEER October 15, 2022
Get the Andover Soft Plugmug.