quitter socks

Socks that have lost elasticity so they don't stay up, and usually end up half off of your foot inside your shoe while walking around.

YOU: Slow down, I have to take off my shoe and put my sock on, it's falling off.

ME: Ah,quitter socks?
I usually throw them out when it gets to that point.

YOU: Well, I didn't have enough money for socks because I spent all my money on weed.

ME: Got any more?

YOU: Nahh sorry dude I smoked my last bit today... I got a ball of resin and I rolled it around in weed bits. It was pathetic.

ME: Hey don't be ashamed, we've all been there!
lol

by Hairy Henderson February 17, 2010

Sock Stuffing

To propose to do an activity or announce a thought to be polite, with no actually intention of following through with said activity or actions related to said thought.

"So I told her parents I'd keep my hands to myself and I'd do the dishes...I was completely sock stuffing them"

by 4EvelynRabbit December 8, 2007

cock sock

another way of saying condom

"Hey Jim, do you have a spare cock sock? I'm gonna need one later"

"Whats that?"

"It's a condom =P"

by jakezille October 8, 2008

Socks and Sandals

A Jewish cultural phenomenom in which the Jewish man or woman wears socks with their sandals.

Did you see that Jew?
Yeah, he was wearing socks and sandals

by Kuggy August 14, 2007

Nut sock

A nut sock a sock that loners use as a pussy.

-Hey wanna shove carrots up my dogs anus William?
-no I can’t my mom found me eating my fucking nut sock :(

by Sorryiusedmyrealname:( April 6, 2020

Soggy Socks

A pair of cum covered socks, used by perverts, furries, and weebs to jerk off again and again until said Digimon evolves into its second form...Crusty Socks. Known to reside in the land of the sheep shaggers and often has a difficult time making quality memes.

Ewww, you sick fuck... I see your pair of Soggy Socks, its got blood on them, the fuck is wrong with you??!!

by NotoriousHand June 1, 2018

Sock Zone

A state preceding sexual intercourse when a man removes his pants but leaves his socks on. Doing so will immediately destroy his chances of getting laid, as it is the most unattractive thing a man can do.

I was hooking up with Cathy last night when she realized I was in the sock zone. She laughed for twenty minutes then left.

by quincebolis June 7, 2011