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screegeed

When somthing that has been flattened is scraped off.
I screeged my friend off the road. (it was his fault. Honest)
by mousier bonjour February 3, 2003
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Screeve

Another word for an clumsy, inept or unfortunate individual. Can also be used to describe an imbecile or pilik.
Dave: "Mate, I nearly had her. Most other girls like getting licked on the earlobe"
Trevor: "No they don't Dave, you absolute screeve"

Or

Neil: "She was a solid 7 on tinder. I met her and it turned out to be a man FML"
Eric: "lol! You got fully catfished you screeve c%&t lol"
by tunablerogue January 3, 2015
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screenshat

Past tense of the verb 'screenshit', meaning to screenshot an image or comment with the intention to shit-stir
"He screenshat the entire conversation and sent it to her!"
by Ichabod the destroyer September 22, 2016
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screwnicorn

a funnie fucking act involving a dyke putting a starp-on on there forehead and scuttlin there scuttlin friend like a bull
hey man iam in to dykes fucking hell i would suck their cunt right off
yeah so
well i seen two carpet munchers fucking right and they did some-fucking-thing that is called the screwnicorn they did the screwnicorn well it made me fucking climax
lucky cunt i only seen the missionary position
get it up yeh
go and fuck yourself
by Jackroll April 22, 2006
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screenshoted and printed

Something someone under the name "Caprica@AT", said over 9000 times at 4chan
He claimed to be Kimmo Alm from anontalk, and he posted lots of pictures of the bitch from Caprica
Caprica: Screenshoted and printed
Anon: Dude when are you going to run out of paper?
Caprica: My mom's gonna get more in 10 minutes
by linuxfag March 14, 2010
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Screeper

Silently creeping-When you creepishly watch someone from a far and study them intently without them knowing.
"Look at Mollie sitting on that hill alone over there watching the soccer goalie."

"Oh i know, she is such a screeper!"
by Juke Master April 7, 2009
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