Voicemail Rape

When you ring a friend and leave a stupidly long message so that they have to listen to it all to delete it.

You can sing to them play an annoying song as long as it takes a lot of time and they hate the little voice mail icon.

Victim - "Oh look I have a voicemail"

Phone - *never gunna give you up*
5 Minutes later
Phone - *Who you gunna call Ghostbusters*
Victim - "I've been Fucking voice mail raped"
That would be voicemail rape

by Alec Mason2 October 27, 2010

giggle-rape

Someone who giggles insistently for absolutely no reason what so ever and has no hope in hell of stopping. This person can usually look at another person or object immediately after they stopped giggling and begin anew.

Dude, I was out last night and got giggle-raped by Tammy!

by King Nos December 9, 2008

Spaz Rape

Killing every one While using the spaz on call of duty black ops

Me: dude I'm spaz raping right now, I just killed 12 people

Andrew: dude holy crap I wish I could spaz rape

by Morriscode58 May 25, 2011

Seat Raped

The act of leaving your chair for a second, perhaps to use the bathroom/get a drink, only to have said chair occupied by a seat hunter. Usually on field trips, or at parties.

Rapee: I have to get a drink (stand up and leave) . (Return) What the fuck, you just seat raped me.

Raper: Move your feet lose your seat!

Rapee: Fuck You!

by Kalei June 7, 2007

Sound Rape

When someone comes up behind you unexpectedly and makes a very loud noise that potentially scares for or hurts your ears.

Hannah walked up behind her friend and made a very loud noise scaring her friend to the point where she jumped and was not to happy. After she went up and said... Sound Rape!

by ahraj November 30, 2011

gaze rape

When someone holds eye contact too intensely for too long and you walk away feeling violated.

"He wouldn't keep eye contact with me"
"Well, it's understandable. You're known for your gaze rape"

by bowtheif September 14, 2016

Arse Rape

Means getting ripped off big time.

"In New Zealand dairy products are expensive because Fonterra arse rape us", Electricty is expensive because power companies arse rape us"

Wages are low because employers arse rape us" and of course taxes are very high because the Government arse rape us big time!!

by Dan Ranga September 17, 2011