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Voicemail Rape

When you ring a friend and leave a stupidly long message so that they have to listen to it all to delete it.

You can sing to them play an annoying song as long as it takes a lot of time and they hate the little voice mail icon.
Victim - "Oh look I have a voicemail"

Phone - *never gunna give you up*
5 Minutes later
Phone - *Who you gunna call Ghostbusters*
Victim - "I've been Fucking voice mail raped"
That would be voicemail rape
by Alec Mason2 October 27, 2010
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sup raped?

An expression used to taunt an opponent that was just handily defeated. Probably short for something along the lines of "Whats up!? You just got raped!" Originated from the tfc community, an online multiplayer mod for Half-Life.
Player1 kills Player2 in a few seconds taking minimal damage
Player1: sup raped?
Player2: omfg hax
by tedturneriscaptainplanet May 17, 2006
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giggle-rape

Someone who giggles insistently for absolutely no reason what so ever and has no hope in hell of stopping. This person can usually look at another person or object immediately after they stopped giggling and begin anew.
Dude, I was out last night and got giggle-raped by Tammy!
by King Nos December 9, 2008
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Seat Raped

The act of leaving your chair for a second, perhaps to use the bathroom/get a drink, only to have said chair occupied by a seat hunter. Usually on field trips, or at parties.
Rapee: I have to get a drink (stand up and leave) . (Return) What the fuck, you just seat raped me.

Raper: Move your feet lose your seat!

Rapee: Fuck You!
by Kalei June 7, 2007
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Site Rape

When, as a result of a computer virus of some type, you are redirected to a spam website without your consent.
I tried to go to yahoo.com, but instead I got some german porn website. Arrgh, site rape again!
by Weiter March 4, 2008
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Wallet Raped

When you go to buy something, and then when your about to pay, you realise that its really expensive but its too late to go back. And you have to buy it. You feel ripped off!
When you are buying popcorn from the cinema. When you pay for it you find out its £5.
- "just the popcorn thanks"
= "ok, thats £5.50 then please."
- WTF, rip off"
= u well just got wallet raped man!"
by wozpot March 19, 2009
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gaze rape

When someone holds eye contact too intensely for too long and you walk away feeling violated.
"He wouldn't keep eye contact with me"
"Well, it's understandable. You're known for your gaze rape"
by bowtheif September 14, 2016
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