Procrasturbate

To procrasturbate is to procrastinate an important task by masturbating.

The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).

My wife gave me huge to-do list then left the house for a couple hours. Time to Procrasturbate.

I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.

by Kevin Baconator Jr August 31, 2013

procrastibrag

To boast that your procrastination exceeds that of someone else.

When I mentioned that I waited until two days before my term paper was due to start working on it, she immediately one-upped me by saying she had waited until the night before it was due to work on hers. I hate it when people procrastibrag like that.

by Procrastibragger September 17, 2013

Procrastapacker

Someone who packs at the last minute before a trip.

Ashley is such a procrastapacker we almost missed our flight because she wasnt finished packing.

by Heirobruken September 25, 2013

procrastabation

The act of masturbation in order to delay having to do a boring task

I need to do my homework....
gonna do some procrastabation instead

by LifeofRiley97 October 14, 2013

Procrastishopper

The person who procrastinates by shopping.

Kali is a procrastishopper.

by kdupter279 November 3, 2013

Procrastipated

Like being constipated but instead of poo, work won't come out of your body.

Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.

I want to get started on this essay, but I'm feeling so procrastipated that I'll never leave the couch.

by BVids November 5, 2013

procrasterdrinking

The act of drinking with a room mate in order to procrastinate lab reports or other homework due in less than 12 hours.

"Don't you have lab at 8 am?" -'Yeah but come join Ted and I in procrasterdrinking! We might even go out to 'Joes!'

by Diane Feinstein November 6, 2013