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Algorithm Pimp

A marketer who makes content optimized purely for digital algorithms, instead of their audience's interests.

Devoid of substance and nuance, Algorithm Pimp's content usually features generic 101 advice, platitudes, truisms, Top 10 listicles, and whatever topic is currently trending in the world.

In SEO circles, Algorithm Pimps can be found on backlink farms, buying guest posts no one reads, promoting content that is SEO'd to the point where it's barely readable by a human being.

On social media, Algorithm Pimps run engagement pods, publish content at the exact same time every day, and tend to use bright color profile pictures to identify other Algorithm Pimps.

The fear of angering Zuckerberg's algorithms stops them from developing brand differentiation or an authentic point-of-view. Instead, they religiously follow best practices dictated by the channel they're marketing on.

Algorithm Pimps are usually strong performers on vanity metrics that don't quite translate to business results.

Due to their robot-like nature, Algorithm Pimps are most likely candidates to eventually be replaced by AI.
MARIO: Twitter has 237M users. But 99% of marketers don't follow the right people. Here are the Top 20 Marketers you should follow today. A THREAD 🧵

CALVIN: Yawn. Another algorithm pimp on my feed. Blocked and muted.
by Calvin Blanc November 22, 2022
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pimp killa

a native or first nations matriarch or female .

traditionlly nose was sliced to show johns the unwilling "squa" was ripped to have only one hole .

later upROSE and reclaiming their power they are no longer squa. pimp killa.

also a phrase orlyric from the rapper ceiling kikr.
they piss on the people call it lemonade. arming all these woomz pimp killas renegades.

pimp killa in dis SQUAAA.

NO D. pay me . second thot ... sndfxGUNSHOT GUNSHOT

pimp killapimp pimp killa.
by cielingkikrkillscops April 18, 2022
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pimp scholar

When you don't trust niggas, and when you don't trust bitches; and you know how these hoes act, therefore. You a pimp scholar.

You are knowledgeable about the behavior of a hoe, regarding both male and females that act like they are ... Well, hoes. Entailing whiny, cowardly, sneaky, two-faced, talking to the police and gumshoes type of attitudes.
"I don't trust niggas, I don't trust bitches, I know these hoes - LIKE A PIMP SCHOLAR
. It's M.O.B. until I drop, and these stupid thots don't get nada. Dick riders, they try to steal from me, they gonna feel the heat when this lead pops them. 12gauge - one headshot, blow his ass open like a pinata. I'm like Percy Miller - I been bout it. Come find yo ass like Bin Laden - and I'll kill a clown over my guala don't give a fuck if it was a damn dollar." - Montana of 300 - Chiraq <- the song.
by 1uccky January 11, 2021
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pimp hitler

Me: Bro that's pimp hitler
Bro: No way bro!!!
Me: How many hoes you have PimpHitler
Pimp Hilter: Too many I have 383383748 jews in my basement

Me: Whoa your a OG pimp
by That funny nigga February 20, 2021
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UrbDic Pimp

A person who does not have the balls to have a Urban Dictionary account and instead pressures Urban Dictionary contributors to define it’s crazy ass words.
Dudette : What the fuck is he saying?
Dude: He’s just some UrbDic Pimp, don’t mind him.
by AlabamaBaby March 20, 2021
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Pimp job

A set of useless activities given by someone in authority to show they’re in charge and you’re not.
Man, dealin’ with a parole officer ain’t nothin’ but a pimp job.
by BussinBabe April 27, 2021
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neutral pimp

A type of pimp that only takes 20% of what his hoes are earning and doesn't abuse his hoes AS much as a normal Pimp.
"Josh over there, he's a neutral pimp, hus hoes getting more money than him."
by BloodhoundGangBalls August 24, 2023
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