clean n jerk

A name for a mans dirty genitals

Or the prosess of masturbating with your hand reversed

Err that man had a well dirty clean n jerk

by Weightlifter pedro September 12, 2006

Jerking off stalefish

without lubrication, just raw.

I was jerking off stalefish and my dick got raw.

by Fredwasright October 07, 2005

jerk-a-saurus rex

Literally a king of jerks and -saurus is there for added comedial effect.

You, sir (ma'am), are a jerk-a-saurus rex.

by 1PsycHOTicWitch May 15, 2015

The ISIS Circle Jerk

When you and a few friends make a circle and jerk each other off, and afterwords cut off each others penises and begin to put ketchup on them and slowly eat them when receiving anal from another partner.

Billy: Want to have a "The ISIS Circle Jerk"
Friends: ALL HELL YEAH

by Niggerhunter101 April 30, 2016

Jerk Back

To jerk your penis violently backwards instead of the usual forwards motion.

Hey dude! I just successfully Jerk Backed!

Jerk

by Idontknow8488484403i0934 February 06, 2010

Jerk in Last minute

a jerk who ruins a really great moment

the jerk in last minute ruined the marriage and made every present people very sad.

by wizzlars January 13, 2013

jerk clerk work

Tedious mind numbing work that you are clearly overqualified for. This type of work takes up at least fiftey percent of your time if your title includes the words "Assistant Manager".

I save my jerk clerk work for Mondays, since I am braindead then anyhow.

by Bill from Ohio June 11, 2008