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Keller Women 

Fake women on Myspace and various dating websites. The women do not actually exist(except in photo form), but are there to lure you into porn sites, credit card scams, and things of that nature.
They are usually scantily clad and "horny".
The term began from the large number of "fake" women residing in the sleepy town of Keller Virginia.
"Jesus Christ, I got 7 friend requests from Keller Women today."
Keller Women by Beerends December 26, 2008
A breathtaking, graphic game for Gamecube and PS2. Awesome cel-shaded graphics, great gore, plenty of swearing, and a complen and intriguing story keep u guessing till the very end.
Killer7 owns. Another game to show that gamecube isnt just for 5th graders.
killer7 by Co-Captain Jack August 6, 2006

Kilmer Bite 

The teeth-gnashing-and-staring manoeuver which the Ice Man (played by Val Kilmer) directs at Maverick (played by Tom Cruise) in the film Top Gun during a towelled up locker room scene.
- Mark, did that dude just Kilmer Bite you?
- Yeah, I think he wants to touch me up!
- Awesome!
Kilmer Bite by BlockIsland January 30, 2009

Emotional Helen Keller 

A person (typically a man) who is completely unable to communicate feelings of any kind. Nothing's getting in, and nothing's getting out.
You think your boyfriend is emotionally retarded? I told Bob I loved him, and he started talking about pizza. He is an emotional Helen Keller.
Emotional Helen Keller by Emmo April 14, 2013

Killary Klinton 

Killary Klinton is a nick name given to Hillary Clinton because she is such a unfeeling person that laughs at other people's death's and suffering .
Killary Klinton that guys is such a Killoay Klinton he just laughed at the pain of others

Helen Keller Theory 

The theory that if you build a Time Machine with a couple of friends and go back to the year 1950 and make a sex tape with Helen Keller, you could sell it in the present day for loads of money.
Guy: Hey lets go back in time and bang Helen Keller to make a few bucks.

Other Guy: Ya sure we need to build a Time Machine first and Dial in the correct year to get it right or else we can be cast in a vision less interpretation of the Time-Space continuum.

Guy: Yes you are right we have to be tip top at our math skills to do the Helen Keller Theory.