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Joeymeats

An individual with large muscles but an extremely small and low functioning brain. Spends most of their time eating, shitting, and sticking needles in his butt. Can be caught at the bottom of the leaderboard or anywhere between Copper IV and Silver V.
Oh god, that horrible chewing noise must be Joeymeats.
by TheEntireR6Community January 2, 2020
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joeyjomansjsj

A comedy youtube channel that started in July of 2018
Wow a new video was posted on joeyjomansjsj
by Joppis February 9, 2021
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Joeyy

joey is the lead Co-Owner in 2009cord. He has such big balls that they had to make an entire feed about them.
Sara: Ong this guy joeyy he has MASSIVE testicles.

Brandon: fr tho.... i'd hit.
by walterwhite2009cord October 12, 2022
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Joeysexual

One’s sexuality based on the attraction and infatuation of Joseph G.
Did you see Matthew over there? He’s totally JoeySexual”
by exstac December 7, 2022
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Joeys sex life 101

A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.

Please read it
“What are you reading?”

“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”

“Dude you have such great taste.”
by Homob499 February 1, 2022
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Joeyism

Joeyism (n)

1. A word or sentence of nonsensical whimsy bordering on flibertygibbetness put forward by or uttered by Joey.

2. A common example of the bastardisation of the English Language during a converstaion occuring after a few too many Chardonnays with the girls namely Colly, Sal, Gretel and Lou.

3. The act or ability of being able to go totally off topic with the insertion of a word or action that will result in the wetting of the pant or at least a mad rush to the ladies room.

4. An uncanny ability to perform the exact opposite of any task set and to justify the end result with nonsense.

5. The art of being able to have not only both feet in ones mouth at the same time, but arms, legs and any other extraneous limbs, belonging either to oneself or others.
1. Joeyism: "Sal wants a Green Velvet Curtain for her birthday, so I thought we could get her a really nice shawl thats rusty coloured on the back and green on the front and she can wear it out on her birthday and she can hang it on a curtain rod and she can tie a big tassle around it and she can then use it as a curtain! Or do you think she would like jewelry?"

2. Joeyism: "I was in Crows Nest telling a friend how I'd just been visiting someone "over there". As I pointed behind me, my finger went right up the nose of a woman walking past".
by rusty34232 June 10, 2010
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Joeying

joeying (verb) : the process by which alcohol is excessively consumed to induce a state of intoxication
Bro 1: Dude, do you wanna smoke tonight?
Bro 2: Nah, I prefer to fuck my life up joeying!
by cosbylover69 September 14, 2020
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