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jack ass 

1. a very foolish or stupid person.

2. a species of donkey.
Jim is such a jack ass.
jack ass by reddy123 October 29, 2007

night jackal 

A chronic masturbator who is ashamed of his/her habit. A night jackal will go to great lengths to keep his/her habit a secret.
Rahul has become the night jackal by jerking off in the crawl space of his basement. His sneakiness has allowed him to keep his habit a secret from everyone.

Jack Daniels

A non-topical medicine that can heal many external injuries. Best results are given when ingested through the mouth.
"You got pretty beaten up last night. I just got this medicine from a good fellow named Dr. Daniels, although his friends call him Jack."

"Excellent, Jack Daniels. Bottoms up"
Jack Daniels by Gran Torino July 25, 2009

jack rabbit sex

As portrayed in Sex and the City, it is highly aggressive, fast-paced sex, resembling that performed by jack rabbits, or small dogs. It is essentially masterbating with a woman, chracterized by a pound-pound-pound-pound sequence. Men sometimes think it compensates for having a small penis or a partner with a particularly deep vagina, but really it's often painful for the woman.
"Ow, I'm still sore from that jack rabbit sex I had last night. I can hardly walk"
jack rabbit sex by J Bag January 3, 2006

Jack Wild 

Talented English former child actor including role in H.R. Pufnstuf and Oliver!, Jack Wild passed away on the 1st of March 2006 of cancer due to his alcoholism and smoking risk factors.
RIP Jack Wild
1952-2006
You will be always remembered.
Jack Wild by P Redeckis May 28, 2006

Half-jack 

You get so uninterested in masturbating, that you stop before you cum.
Peter: Dude! I was so baked last night, I was whacking off and got bored and stopped.

Paul: Just a half-jack then?
Half-jack by Goldfish408 March 4, 2010