google my dick

a term used for when a bitch says somthing stupid u tell her to shut up bitch and google my dick.
Sam said somthing stupid so i told her to shut up and google my dick.
by rparka April 11, 2008
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Google(tm)Plexed

1. When you are searching for something on google and you cannot find it, then you are perplexed.
2. When you are searching for something on Google and you type in one word and something completely unrelated pops up.
I was searching Google the other day for waffles and John Kerry's name come up, I was friggin google(tm)plexed
by Eric Letson April 13, 2004
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When in doubt google it

This is when one person asks another a question and neither of the two people know the answer. Therefore the "smarter" of the two people may suggest using Google.
me: hey billy how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Billy: Idk, How many?

me: Idk either?

Billy: When in doubt google it
by nitsuj0207 June 26, 2010
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Google circle jerk

A circle jerk that occurs in a Google+ huddle.
Guys, it'll be ok when all of us here at the fraternity move away after graduation, after all, we can still Google circle jerk.
by weyus July 21, 2011
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Google Circle Jerk

Self-congratulatory discussions on Google+ where one's reputation as a social media expert is praised by countless wannabes.
Chris Brogan's stream update was quite the Google Circle Jerk last night.
by JDailey July 24, 2011
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google maps zoom-in

A way to measure how big or important any given town is, by counting the number of times you must zoom in on Google Maps before the town's name becomes visible. Abbreviated as a GMZI.
New York City is 3 "google maps zoom-in"s
by ilovethecoloryellow August 05, 2011
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Google Day

The new word for April 1st. This word was changed to reflect Google's superior "fooling" skills.
First guy: "My girlfriend told me she was pregnant. I stopped breathing until she told me it was just a bad Google Day joke."

Second guy: "You totes need to break up with that chick already."
by JaneApple April 01, 2010
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