Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.

I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.

by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010

tea flapping

The female equivalent of tea bagging

i just got killed on cod, that girl is tea flapping me

by mooksmorgan October 15, 2020

body flap buckling run

A 'body flap buckling run' is when a greased up derby girl skates full speed into a man only wearing a sombrero, slaps his balls with a ping pong paddle, then lights his hair on fire.

She gave him the 'ole body flap buckling run!'

by Dr_Cakes December 21, 2023

Flip Flap

Smacking your dick between thighs in a violent fashion.

Yeah baby, flip flap me!!!

by Djsnndjdnd October 08, 2020

Flap Your Cracker

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker

Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.

by crazyningatiger42 July 16, 2012

Flap-tips

The appearance one's fingertips take on after playing computer games for extended periods of time using only the mouse touch pad. Similar to flat pancakes or 'flapjacks'.

You know it's time to get off the computer when you look down and see your fingers have flap-tips.

by shelovestosail September 22, 2009

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023