Flap

The opposite of “slap.” When a situation is a disaster or ridiculous.

“They want us to stop the presses because they want to make a ridiculous change. This flaps.”

by BeckieBling October 8, 2023

Flap slap

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I made an advance on my boyfriend, but he flap slapped me because I told him his brothers dick was bigger.

by anonymous October 14, 2023

Chapati flaps

Another name for the Beef Curtains.

"Went down on our lass last night she wriggled so much with excitement she nearly slapped to death with her chapati flaps".

by Ddraig73 April 26, 2023

Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich

Some real good, juicy, wet pussy with long inner labias.

Jon: hey how was it going down on her man?

Leo: man it was like the dream Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich! So good!

by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023

Retford Flap

A Retford flap is one in which a minimum of 5 hours is taken for a flap to be raised. It is not restricted to a specific flap or area of the body. All flaps can be considered to be Retford if there are severe delays and cancellations that affect the smooth running of operations. Often a queue will be formed as a result.

Surgeon 1: “Bro, why is this flap taking you to so long to raise?”
Surgeon 2: “Don’t blame me bro, it’s a Retford flap - those lunatics from admin didn’t do their jobs properly.”

by Seratonin Bradykinin December 3, 2023

Flap

usually in a negative connotation: a canadian

Aboot wtf is that? Get that flap shit outa here.

by snargleflax December 4, 2023

flap that gum

What Mr.Pierson says when people are talking even more

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＼＿ open your cheeks I have the answer. Mr.pierson FLAP THAT GUM OFF.

by Boothehand December 10, 2023