Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.

Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"

by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011

Douchebaggery

Blatant stupidity, ignorance, or insolence.

I'm tired of Paldain and all his douchebaggery.

by UntoldProphecy May 29, 2011

douchebagastan

A country America despises and can't get along with.

Osama bin Laden lived in douchebagastan.

by Only in America! May 30, 2011

Douchebaginsons

A medical term used to refer to a person who has the inability to enjoy anything.

Taylor takes this pickup game way to seriously, he must have douchebaginsons.

by Dr. Jamaal August 20, 2011

Douchebaggery

The act of being a huge douchebag

I can't believe what Jeffrey did. That was Douchebaggery at it's finest.

by Billy Hickman September 27, 2011

Douchebaggery

The act of doing something that is unneeded and stupid.

As the team ran the football back after blocking the field goal, the team commited the act of douchebaggery and ran on the field and got a penalty.

by NickKimo November 4, 2011

douchebag

Refers to a self-obsessed person usually of the male gender. An extreme "jerk" or "Asshole".

Derrick: Hey did you hear CJ posted Mike's phone number on Twitter?
Ian: No way, what a douchebag

by gtmillion September 19, 2012