chowder donkey

Is a short pudgy troll looking person. Has a body that resembles a pubescent boy. Lives off a steady diet of processed garbage, and will steal co -.workers parking spots just because to goddamn lazy to walk. Quoted as saying ill do as little as possible just enough to keep my job.

That chowder donkey stole my damn parking spot again at work.

by luigi gnome October 30, 2013

donkey bone

The soft, fleshy part of the penis. The term is rheotorically used when someone wants to feel your penis. They often gets sexually appealing and begins to copulate.

Your donkey bone is quite soft and sensitive

by ziggy mcstal May 13, 2015

swamp donkey

a short round loudmouthed skank who loves to start shit and smells like the sweaty ballsack of a yeti.

Holy shit that swamp donkey just spanked that chicken!

by Wikkedbitch77 October 26, 2016

Donkey kiss

When someone who is kissing you and overlaps their lips on top of yours and basically engulfs your lips with theirs, often at times sliming you with their saliva.

My date was such a bad kisser, he kept donkey kissing me. It was just nasty.

by Pseudo-smith June 17, 2018

Donkey Kong

A dumb stupid gorilla that is going to be extinct soon if he is not taken to a zoo in the Mushroom Kingdom

Donkey Kong: hooo hooo hooo!
Explorer: Huh!

by InterstateDriver January 22, 2019

Donkey Kong

A heavy fisted and heavy footed imbecile who throws everything. Often seen sporting an iPhone with a broken screen and destroys toys intended for children as a result of drunken antics or likes to rip out guitar strings without failure.

Jesus, press the brake pedal softly in this jeep, you're being a right donkey Kong.

by MikeSimpson1985 September 8, 2018

mammoth donkey

Large posterior, large backside, or a fat ass.

Look at the mammoth donkey on that hoe.

by donkeyhonky May 21, 2018