David Dolenc

He is probably asslicking some teacher by now. they are also usually fat and humorless. they think they are chads and constantly harrass girls cuz they think pulling on their hair is considered flirting. and for some reason they always wear shorts no matter what the weather is like.

holy shit thats another asslicking David Dolenc.

by David dolenc gay September 20, 2019

david morgan

David Morgan is a very charming guy. David will make you feel special, so look for him. David has the most soft and shiny hair you will ever see. He has a thing on getting really beautiful girlfriends.

David Morgan is charming.

by Dr.Dave December 11, 2017

David DuPont

An absolutely godly fortnite player and a very handsome man. His arch rival is a man by the name of connor bain and he is a massive faggot. Any other definitions for David DuPont are false and this definition is the most truthful.

Look at how good he is at fortnite! He must be a David DuPont!

by Wackmysack March 14, 2019

David Song

Statistically proven to be the most common name for autistic Chinese boys

"I took my kid David Song to the arts and crafts center last weekend, but he only shat on the floor?"

by Your_Real_Name_Bruh January 16, 2021

David Flynn

A very sexy man, defines what a man should be with an amazing personality, great figure, sexy face and for a bonus a monster cock. Any girl would be stupid to miss out on the opportunity of talking to this man.

I met David Flynn on the weekend, he’s such a great guy with a bulge bigger than my future, bigger than Mount Everest, what a man!

by A330 January 19, 2022

The David Dahl

words forming sentience's, combining to make paragraphs. i can make up shit on the Internets too. Munging; to be hungry; to be in a state of full retardation; where one tries to eat ones face.

I'm munging hard for a feed.
I was so munged last night, i tried eating my own forehead. (past tense of munging)
The David Dahl

by ballsonchins May 8, 2017

David Diver

The name you call someone who is being goofy as fuck in Duluth, Minnesota.

Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?

Matthias: I just did a lot of meth

Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.

by SouthsideFlacko November 16, 2019