durty dan

A gangsta Jewish kid wit crazy Jewish hair. A reference for a D.A.R.E. druggie

Kids, this is a durty dan. Don't be like him, he's a crackhead

by James Alosa March 1, 2005

Disco_Dan

1. Consumer of "* Ramen"
2. Owns an undriveable Plymoth Caravel
3. King of the Bustors
4. Plays the bust'd games on his bust'd computer

It's the first of month, I'm going to Aldi's to get some ramen.

One day I'll push my car to the dealership for $5000 in trade.

Disco_Dan plays QIII and Tribes 2.

Disco_Dan: "I pwn'd j00~!!!11"
DJ Inside: "Your a f****** camper"
Disco_Dan: "I'm the Master of Quake 3"

Disco_Dan: "I hate UT2k3..."
DJ Inside: "Why?"
Disco_Dan: "I wanna make the floors brown and the rockets into boxes..."
DJ Inside: "...." (gives blank look)
Disco_Dan: "What? I built my system for Tribes 2."

by DJ Inside February 17, 2004

Mama Dan

A really big fat fuck who lies about his sex life and has the dickie-do disease and his past heroic endeavors are all a lie but you smile while you are beating him mercilessly in your mind.

"don't mind him, he's just talking shit....that big mama dan"

by motherfker June 6, 2012

being a Dan

Being paranoid, especially with matters concerning the internet. Thinking that someone is mad at you or ignoring you when they do not respond to your IMs right away.

She was being a Dan yesterday when I was too busy to answer her IM.

by Rick Wright May 14, 2008

Doing the Dan

The the act of having sex with a female, and having her pull off your condom because she wants you to rawdog it.

While certainly pleasurable, doing the dan is risky due to STD's, and unwanted pregnancy.

Durr...

"Shit man, I did the dan last night and I'm afraid that I might have a kid on the way."

or

"Yes doctor, I was doing the dan last week, and now it burns when I piss."

by Daddy Dan March 12, 2008

Dirty Dan

The act of a male ejaculating into someone ear.

I think I lost some hearing because of the dirty dan that Steve gave me last night.

by Rexinator March 5, 2010

Dino Dan

A kid's tv show (produced by Nick Jr.) where a boy named Dan Henderson and his friends discover the land where lizards were as long as three school buses and terrifying T-Rex's ruled.

"What did you watch last night?"

"Dino Dan"

by Hanmo August 31, 2011