chode

Not long and skinny but short and stubby

My boyfriend has a chode and he want me to give him a blow job but it was to small

by crunky March 28, 2005

Chode smuggler

An overall jerk, asshole, moron or dumbass.

"You are a total chode smuggler."

by Poby May 11, 2006

Chod Dribble

When you're neighbors are playing kick ball in the street and yelling obsenities at 3 in the morning and you're sober and have to work the next morning.

Those chod dribblers are testing my patience.

by Cassie Marie September 1, 2006

chode

1) short stubby dick

2) creepy people

1) I bet President Bush has a chode...

2) ew! that guys a total chode!

by Agent Swastika Bee Squirrel November 15, 2006

chode

A nob thats wider than it is long probably hard to grip.

An insult

1 his chode is really hard to wank
2 shut up u fucking chode
3 people who actually use chode as an insult

by jo31111 July 31, 2007

chode

a small fat penis.. anthony has a chode

anthony has a small fatty which makes him a chode..

by loser lauren November 6, 2007

Chode

a penis wider than it is long, shaped like a little hill (resembling a clitoris i guess)

Kirk Alberts has a chode

by chodie May 18, 2003