Jacobina Junk-blast

(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.

Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.

by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008

Blasted

When you roast a nigga down

He was talked about so much he cant take anymore ne has been blasted

by anonymous November 28, 2020

Baja blast me

"Baja blast me" is when someone asks for a creampie or receives a creampie.

"Can you Baja blast me?"

"They Baja blasted me."

by Garry_ May 7, 2025

Blast the pipes

When holding a shit so bad you brake the pipes

I need to blast the pipes real quick I have been holding the shit up for so long.

by Beiber yooz and pinus brother February 19, 2024

donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017

The New Mexican Ass Blast

When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.

Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!

Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.

by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025

butter blasted

1. Butter blasted: when a group of delicious raspberry smoothies are so hyped about an activity or sport that they feel as if they have achieved orgasm.
2. Butter blast: The act of achieving orgasm due to some form of sexual activity

1. The team was butter blasted after zeke-mobile caught a full-field huck
2. "That freshman made me butter blast so hard last night"

by Long Dong Tom March 13, 2016