The act of getting home from a long day of work and fucking your wife right after with your clothes on and your dick ripping out your pants. And your shoes on too.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022
Get the afterwork blast mug.1: To blow excessive fat off of a body with a shotgun; usually referring but not limited to the fat of ones back.
2: To completely blow someone away with a shotgun.
2: To completely blow someone away with a shotgun.
by Metalvayne October 5, 2011
Get the Flap blasting mug.(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
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Get the Blasted mug.Vigorous unglatation of the midsection while straddling/riding. A show of domination during cotius. The result is an overpowered show of strength leaving the recipient drained and humiliated.
by Matdakis September 16, 2025
Get the Saddle blasted mug.D Blast /ˈdi ˌblæst/ noun (slang)
1. The act of forcefully projecting or being projected upon with male genitalia or its discharge, whether literally or metaphorically.
2. A sudden or intense episode involving an overwhelming presence of phallic imagery.
3. (figurative) An emotional or psychological impact akin to being bombarded with excessive masculine energy or unwanted advances.
— Origin: Early 21st century; blend of initialism D (for “dick”) and blast (as in explosion or sudden force).
See also: nutstorm
1. The act of forcefully projecting or being projected upon with male genitalia or its discharge, whether literally or metaphorically.
2. A sudden or intense episode involving an overwhelming presence of phallic imagery.
3. (figurative) An emotional or psychological impact akin to being bombarded with excessive masculine energy or unwanted advances.
— Origin: Early 21st century; blend of initialism D (for “dick”) and blast (as in explosion or sudden force).
See also: nutstorm
1. “He didn’t even see it coming—total D Blast to the face.”
2. “The art installation was a visual D Blast—phallic symbols everywhere.”
3. “That alpha male energy was a full-on D Blast at the staff meeting.”
2. “The art installation was a visual D Blast—phallic symbols everywhere.”
3. “That alpha male energy was a full-on D Blast at the staff meeting.”
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