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coffee babe

The now standard practice of hiring acceptably hot babes to serve your coffee at those quickie espresso drive-thrus like Dutch Bros. They're bubbly and hot enough for a little happy flirting while you wait (good up-sell and tip inspiration) but not so hot that you're distracted from ordering. Also known as coffee candy or drive thru hotties.
Mark: Dude, I love the coffee babes at Pony Espresso!
Tony: I know! There's one exceptionally hot hottie at the Dutch Bros on W 11th who started attracting a crowd. She'll prolly get fired, yuh.
Mark (sad): Yeah.
by j-geek March 24, 2008
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Dress baby

Mythologically it is a baby that emerges from the womb already dressed (it is widely accepted knowledge that a dress baby's clothes cannot be changed in utero)

Modern day defines dress baby as a child that annoys you or becomes your responsibility when you have no children of your own present.
We had a great time at the inauguration except for the dress baby at the ball, what were its parents thinking when they brought it along?
by Special Lady Friend January 24, 2009
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Plastic Baby

On TV shows and in movies in which a newborn baby is being shown, it appears that some of the shots feature a baby doll (plastic baby) rather than a real live baby. When one of these shots occurs, you must yell out "Plastic Baby!"
During the television program, the TV family is gathered around the newborn baby, whose eyes are closed and who does not seem to be breathing.

Olivia: Plastic baby!
Alison: Good call.
by peacegirl March 26, 2009
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Spoon Baby

To conceive a child by spooning discarded semen into the vagina. I don't know if that's possible but it is really gross.
Spoon+Semen+Vagina= Spoon Baby
by That one guy witht the spoon December 18, 2009
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Sweat Babies

Sweat Babies are the beads of sweat that form when two individuals are close enough that their skin is touching in a warm environment. When separating from each other the skin often has the sensation of peeling off from one another and is often left with moisture where the contact had been and the sweat babies had formed.
When riding in seats much too close together, in a jam packed bus in 100 degree weather, my thighs are always making sweat babies with the friends sitting next too me. :)
by lflores754 November 13, 2009
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Bullshit Babble

When a person makes weird sounds or vocalizations that are supposed to be words, but sounds like random gibberish.
Guy 1:" Hey so... fumsahlbadabblefuga"
Guy 2:" I didn't understand you, that was a bunch of bullshit babble."
by ahogle1 July 31, 2010
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Marsupial Baby

Any baby creature that is a baby.

Pronounced "mar-thew-pee-all-bay-bee"
That newborn is such a marsupial baby.
by marsupialbabylover July 18, 2011
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