absofuckinlutely

currently the only word in existence that ensures the human saying it is going to achieve or attempt something, it also shows a worry or anxiety on what they are about to embark on

hey darek wanna go fight 20 guys we dont know? what just us 2 ? well yea...im drunk enough common. All right all right but im fucking your sister tmrow jus so you know, and shes prolly gonna have to lick my black eye. well man, as long as im drunk then so? we kickin ass or what? ....absofuckinlutely

by PolishSniper April 10, 2008

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Abstinence Wall

The common practice in public schools of putting up giant poster boards or sheets of paper in which students sign their names stating that they pledge to remain a virgin and/or abstinent.

After the assembly about abstinence, sex and STDs, all students were encouraged to sign the Abstinence Wall.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010

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abstinence

When people who can't get any make excuses to why they havnt had sex

Guy 1 : Damn , dude jessica was amazing last night! She shook me all night long if you know what i mean! So have you banged cristina yet???

Luis: well... not exactly i made an abstinence pledge to jesus that i would not engage in intercourse untill marriage.

Guy 1: oh i respect that.

Luis: really!?

Guy1: hell no faggot*walks out of the room*

by vagman:) October 31, 2009

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abstract art

if you hate abstract art don't listen to music. all the weird abstract sounds out of instruments don't make any sense. they are completely non sensical. just read the lyrics, at least that part is the only part that is understandable. oh wait, i forgot words are abstractions of things also. say no to music. music is made by a bunch of pretentious hipsters and art snobs. anybody can make stupid sounds out of instruments, my 2 year old son can make a bunch of stupid noises out of a guitar and or make a bunch of simple beats like those dumb rap and rock stars. anybody can make millions by making non sensical out of an instrument.

abstract art is for pretentious art snobs that drink coffee. music is for fags who think they are smarter than everyone. lets all go to church at least they can answer every question to make the meaning of life and everything around it more accessible and understandable. lets all hold hands in a circle and love one another and understand each other's feelings.

by eazy-X May 16, 2008

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