Sam ball

Bodyshamed ppl as hes going to get a chocolate bar? 0/10.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).

He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.

Sam ball cant get bitches with his 3’1 looking ass 😹👎

by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022

Aw Balls!

A phrase that is said reffering to something that has happened that is completely different from what was planned

"You can't go to over your friend house until this house is clean!" Me: "Aw balls!"

by #tellit how i see it July 20, 2018

Theatre Balls

Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz

Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.

by Dispenser June 8, 2019

Ball Air

When you air jack off and throw the air in someones face.

He threw his ball air at my face, it was gross.

by CCNNKK May 31, 2009

chotch ball

A douchebag, like the typical "Jersey Shore" type of guy, orders Jager bombs, thinks he looks hot... but clearly he's not.

Clear Sunglasses - Chains - Spiked Hair - Douche.

Don't go to Vegas on Memorial Day Weekend, it's full of chotch balls

by HandGrenade6969 April 20, 2010

virtual balls

When someone has balls over the internet, when someone can talk back only online.

-Doood, you see dat slut over there?
-Yup
-She confessed me over myspace and she's scared of me
-She has virtual balls

by MagdaGonePsycho March 10, 2008

washing balls

Refers to one who choses to kiss up to people of authority. Jiggling the balls to ensure a happy relationship occurs. Also refered to as asskiss.

Mike - "Wow! Andy was really washing balls today in Mr. Slobies class!" Trevor - "I know he was jiggling his balls like he wanted to take them home for dinner." Mike - "what a flamer" Trevor - "I know, ball washing queer".

by MonteMike February 3, 2009