Windows© licker

Someone too mentally challenged to use computers (specifically, the Windows platform) effectively or even in a competent manner.

"That Windows© licker couldn't even turn on his powerstrip without tech support."

by walrus1985 January 18, 2009

window-licking bus

a bus which takes retards/spacks to work or school

also if you see a dumbass walking by

1. hey look its the window-licking bus
2. hey look at him he looks as if he jus got off the window-licking bus

by Luke Parry & Carl Williams January 25, 2004

Window licking

Someone slacking when should be working

Hey stop window licking

by Kings Dead July 16, 2021

Technological Window Shopper

Someone that shops online for stuff they can't have.

Angela shops online all the time, she's such a technological window shopper.

by Chopperhead March 11, 2008

windows media player

Stupid program that will play DVD's for some people but not for others. Completely illogical and impossible to use. Really pointless

"why the hell won't Windows media player play this DVD? It worked on my computer but not on this one."

by ihateu January 16, 2005

Mr. Brown is at the window

To have the Turtle's Head, to be Touching Cloth. An emergency situation involving Mr. Brown

Oh Jesus! Mr. Brown is at the window, excuse me a minute whilst I see him off.

by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007

we have a window

The brief time you have to have sex when your kids are away

Hay babe we have a window

by Wow they’re reading this April 27, 2022