brsedu's definitions

Pocket

The space of flatulant air surrounding feces in the colon. Often escapes prior to defecation (as an indicator of the need to poop) or following defecation (as residual after taking a dump).

"Damn, that fart stank!"

"I know, it's part of my pocket: I'm gonna have to crap soon!"

by brsedu September 12, 2009

Window

The space of time associated with the most efficient opportunity to poop. Refers to both time that is convenient (opportunity) and sense of urgency to dump. Pooping before or after the window usually results sub-par pooping amount or satisfaction.

"I better go take a dump now, I don't want to miss my window."

by brsedu September 12, 2009