soup and salad

The act in which a person consumes a large amount of laxitive and proceeds to have their salad tossed while blasting diarrhea into the persons mouth.

Oh baby, I'm so bored with always getting a hot lunch from you, will you give me a soup and salad?

by Mike February 18, 2004

Shit Salad

1. A phrase used to describe when a dog shits in your garden, a garden from which you make salad.
2. A phrase to describe a drama or turn of events that has happened where everyone involved feels as though they've been tossed about.

Geez man! Your dog gave me a shit salad!
Uh oh, this party has turned into a real shit salad.

by kbomb29 June 09, 2009

salad dress

an old dress from the 1900s turned into a salad.

look at my old wedding dress it should be turned into salad.

by jaba August 28, 2003

salad bowl

a pipe load of weed with chunks of hash mixed in

I've got some "cheese" you've got some green, let's make a salad bowl

by jimrim June 05, 2007

salad finger

to have one or more fingers that are swollen from breaking or jamming, and that finger is used to poke fellow employees or finger girls asses with.

I made Eric smell my salad fingers after an intimate night with his mom

by the real salad finger August 03, 2010

salad bar

used as an adjective when something or someone is so dumbfoundingly dumb looking.

matt: hey dude, look at thatn guy, hes wearing a rainbow tie!
Josh: dude, what a salad bar

by zognut September 05, 2011

potato salad

karl's special treat, made with potatoes, bodily secretions, and oregano.

Karl got drunk last night and told everyone his secret potato salad recipe.

by luvtherecipe March 07, 2005