Clutching your cell phone and trying to text in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Shit Dialing.
That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Poo Texting in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!
by VenerableBean July 6, 2011
Get the Poo Textingmug. when someone refuses to pick up the phone and call you. instead they want to text the whole conversation.
hey what are you doing this weekend?
going to __ you?
im not sure i wanted to see what your doing we should figure something out.
um ok why don't you just call me instead of talk-texting me???
going to __ you?
im not sure i wanted to see what your doing we should figure something out.
um ok why don't you just call me instead of talk-texting me???
by aniqueone July 7, 2010
Get the talk-textingmug. When one texts to ask out on a day or to be in a relationship rather than asking them out in person.
The act of texting someone of the opposite sex hoping to create a relationship.
The act of texting someone of the opposite sex hoping to create a relationship.
Guy1: Hey man are you going to ask that girl out you met the other day.
Guy2: Yeah I am. Im texting out so many girls these days.
Guy2: Yeah I am. Im texting out so many girls these days.
by AHA---->Delsie November 30, 2011
Get the Texting outmug. (v.) the act of texting while attempting to conceal the phone under a table or desk and close to the legs in order to draw limited attention from superiors; often performed during boring meetings or classes
Jessica: Oh, John just sent me this really nice text.
Alice: But I thought he was in a meeting.
Jessica: He is: he was testicle texting.
Alice: But I thought he was in a meeting.
Jessica: He is: he was testicle texting.
by julsmileyface August 4, 2009
Get the testicle textingmug. When you are bragging about something in a social network (i.e. item farmed from some game in a facebook post) but the post lacks a snapshot to confirm it).
-He said he got the ants a-iso (marvel avengers alliance) but there's no snapshot.
-He is obviously text bragging!
-He is obviously text bragging!
by Lenny Palacio September 1, 2014
Get the text braggingmug. writing a text message in perfect grammar up until the last sentance, in which the writer's grammar begins to deteriorate in order to fit the last few words into one textpage instead of going on to two text pages for the sake of a few characters.
i.e. shortening 'you' to 'u' and 'too' to '2'
i.e. shortening 'you' to 'u' and 'too' to '2'
by miaowmiaowmiaow February 24, 2009
Get the stroke textingmug. The act of texting people you know after a night of drinking and wanting them to come to your house to continue to party.
by Drunk right now August 22, 2010
Get the Boozey Textmug.