Spoon

A name given to you in math class.

Me: Hey, Spoon
Spoon: Hey

by Scorwed September 1, 2019

Spoon

A multi-slur combining the slurs ‘spic’ and ‘coon.’ Targeted towards Blaxican people.

You see Juan, man he’s a damn spoon.
Damn right, that fucking spoon.

by MoeLester1234) August 3, 2022

spoon

A guy who uses fake alts to talk to multiple women deceitfully online.
Scooping their hearts out with lies

“John is such a spoon. Not only did I learn he was talking to 3 other women online at the same time as me, but he actually held convos with us at the same time too! Such a fucking spoon.”

by SoRosy January 22, 2021

Spoon

Silverware that you use to eat yogurt, cereal, soup, or/and ice cream. Unless your weird and use a fork.
A type of cuddling, when a girl is on her side and the boy (or other genders) lays next to her on his side too.

Do you have I spoon, I need it for my soup.
Hey babe? Can you spoon me?

by idk_go away June 22, 2020

spoon-licker

someone who licks spoons

you're a spoon-licker

by vertebrae.org November 24, 2021

spoon

A stupid or foolish person whom often makes silly mistakes

Mike: Yesterday I accidentally broke the fan with my soccer ball
Jim: You're a freaking spoon, you know?

by the ninth crusader January 13, 2019

Spoon-Driver

Similar to an oxygen thief.

Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.

These people are not worth your time or breath or food

Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.

Timmy is a spoon-driver

Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.

by Emma. February 21, 2023