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Sock Rule

If you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it. But if the socks are comfortable, (fluffy, just nice feeling to the feet) then it automatically cancels out the rule.
The homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.
by Man of Coochie March 3, 2022
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Sock Party

When a group of people get together and party hardy in their favorite pair or pairs of socks. And Dance Dance Dance and Mingle. And Laugh and Celebrate Life in their comfy socks. Including snacks and drinks and sock games and a BEST SOCK CONTEST. Best party you'll have of the year. You can even wear your PJ's if you want. To be EXTRA SOCK PARTY COMFY. :)
"OMG. GUYS! Friday is the sock party! Did you pick your socks you wanna wear yet?"

"Dude, that sock party last weekend was the dopest party yet. I should have one the best socks contest tho."
by PrincessRae725 August 31, 2021
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cock sock

"Hey Jim, do you have a spare cock sock? I'm gonna need one later"

"Whats that?"

"It's a condom =P"
by jakezille October 8, 2008
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Socks and Sandals

A Jewish cultural phenomenom in which the Jewish man or woman wears socks with their sandals.
Did you see that Jew?
Yeah, he was wearing socks and sandals
by Kuggy August 14, 2007
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Teeth Socks

The feeling you get on your teeth after not brushing them for a while
Dang, Jenny had some mad teeth socks at Dave's party

Yo man, you got some mouthwash? I got some crazy teeth socks
by Stumpy LePew March 30, 2010
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Butt-socks

You got some white fuzzies on your butt-socks!
by CAJ Dawg December 31, 2010
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Sock Bomb

When a man fills a used codom full of ejaculate (jizz) into a condom and it swells up like a water balloon and throws it at a person.
What the-" SPLAT! "Shit! i jsut got Sock Bombed!
by stamoosong January 24, 2011
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