Help Helen Smash

The epitome of garbage normie humor, who’s somehow supppsed to be funny, simply because of a lame, also garbage, Snapchat filter she uses. People who find her funny, honestly shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
Normie:“Hey check out this funny Help Helen Smash video.”

Me, a person with actual brain cells:“You see I’d be inclined to look at it, but unfortunately I’m allergic to comedic intellect below 2nd grade level.”
by startgame_88 October 11, 2018
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smash n grab

When a playa gets all up and wasted at a hot soire anh is pushin up on all the supa dope fine honeys.
Girl to friend: the party was john blaze and jumpin until Levi tried to play smash n grab on me..

Friend:Damn Gurrl.........
by Levi Yockey October 12, 2004
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Smashing Pelvic Floors

Yet another term for sex. Much like, shag, bang, fuck and copulate.
It is the action of two people smashing their pelvic floors together.

It does what it says on the tin!
Man 1: yo, did you hear what Darren and Jessica were doing last night?
Man 2: yeah bro, they were smashing pelvic floors.
by WinterICE001 May 13, 2021
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Flash-Smash-Trash

A game in which one person chooses 3 people.. (could be fictional characters, celebs or people they know in real life).. in which they would pick who to FLASH their naked body.. only for the eyes to see.. SMASH sex/fuck/get intimate and TRASH ditch/abandon/unwanted.
Chris Hemsworth (Thor), Chris Evans (Capt.America), Chris Pratt (Starlord). Who would you Flash-Smash-Trash?
by King-Harry September 16, 2023
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ugly girl smash

When you see something exotic about how unattractive a chick is and want to smash despite the ugliness because her appearance is so different from the basic bitches and dimes.
Andrew: Do not fuck genes? Nah, man she's an ugly girl smash.
James: Dude, I can't be seen with you if you hit that.
by goyo August 30, 2017
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unlimited smash pass

Giving someone the permission of unlimited sex until you are tired if it and the pass is revoked. Sex without strings or friendship. Sex anywhere anytime.
I don't really like him but I gave him an unlimited smash pass.
by Annah11 June 21, 2023
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Smash the Pearly Gates

Smackun yo bitches teeth up with yer dickhead. Tombstone Tappin
She tried to talk but instead I chose to Smash the Pearly Gates with my indefatigable ram-rod.
by Ribbed Rhubarb January 08, 2019
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