Accidental shit that was wrongly anticipated to be a fart, which when left to dry forms a sometimes interesting crusted pattern on underwear.
Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.
Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.
Those scotch bonnets last night led to accidental sharting earlier. I nearly threw away my Calvin Kleins! Luckily I had the sense to dry them on the radiator and sell the result for six figures on ebay to this insane art dealer. who thought the image looked like the last supper. I call in modern shart!
by RandyRhoads84 December 22, 2020
Get the Modern shart mug.Brutal Sartex is a young legionnaire who started his own mercenary group and a cooperation known as "Sartex dynasty".
Brutal Sartex is founding father of Sartex dynasty. Brutal is known for forming notorious mercenary group known as SCO (Specialized Combat Operative). Brutal is also key member of many elite organisations and armed forces. Unlike any other organisation, Brutals Sartex dynasty accepts any people to be sartexian.
Brutal Sartex is founding father of Sartex dynasty. Brutal is known for forming notorious mercenary group known as SCO (Specialized Combat Operative). Brutal is also key member of many elite organisations and armed forces. Unlike any other organisation, Brutals Sartex dynasty accepts any people to be sartexian.
Brutal Sartex is a young legionnaire who started his own mercenary group and a cooperation known as "Sartex dynasty".
Brutal Sartex is founding father of Sartex dynasty. Brutal is known for forming notorious mercenary group known as SCO (Specialized Combat Operative). Brutal is also key member of many elite organisations and armed forces. Unlike any other organisation, Brutals Sartex dynasty accepts any people to be sartexian.
Brutal Sartex is founding father of Sartex dynasty. Brutal is known for forming notorious mercenary group known as SCO (Specialized Combat Operative). Brutal is also key member of many elite organisations and armed forces. Unlike any other organisation, Brutals Sartex dynasty accepts any people to be sartexian.
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a dapper young man that gets all the bitches who is best friends with jamal goongus and quandale dingle
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Get the meticulous shart mug.When you are unsure if you farted or sharted, but you're too afraid to move from a sitting position to find out.
Hey man I farted but it smells like a shart. I don't feel anything, could it be a schrodinger's shart?
by dnet November 19, 2014
Get the Schrodinger's Shart mug.1: To force a fart out to a point shit goes through at the same time.
2: To loose a stupid gamble
3: Adj. to look stupid
2: To loose a stupid gamble
3: Adj. to look stupid
Breakfast and lunch are to brunch what shit and fart are to shart.
This guy sharts (looks stupid)
cursword: Shaaaaaaart (instead of shit)
This guy sharts (looks stupid)
cursword: Shaaaaaaart (instead of shit)
by Skymitch April 29, 2005
Get the shart mug.v. A blend of a shit and a fart, where one attempts to fart and accidentally releases a small amount of shit. Will often result in a dingleberry and/or a ruined pair of boxers.
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Get the shart mug.A massive army of people who follow in the footsteps of Jacob Sartorius. They tackle the haters and they stick together through thick and thin, they have each other’s back. Jacob Sartorius has their full attention.
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