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zombie piss

an alcoholic deink consisting of two parts vodka and one part pickle juice. Named after the delightful flavor, and the way you feel after drinking more than three.
yo, barkeep! A round of zombie piss for my homies!
by ulcerated liver 5000 January 19, 2011
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Soda Piss

Used when comparing to something clear.
Teacher: Crystal clear kids?
Sarcastic Student: Clear as soda piss!

"I drank a bunch of soda, now my piss is dark... I got soda piss"
by Llandon January 19, 2009
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Piss Teeth

Piss Teeth, or medically known as Mucturition Maxillaryosis, is a chronic teeth and gum disorder that establishes a yellow "piss" tint on your teeth. This disease is caused by excessive urination in your glossopharyngeal (mouth). There is no known treatment for this disorder. Scientists from top German research labs have trialed many dental alternatives to deter the piss like colour on teeth and gums. New research has proven Listerine Mouthwash ineffective in all areas of the buccal cavity.
Friend: "I have been diagnosed with severe Piss Teeth Disorder"
Other friend: "You are a survivor of this rare disorder share your story my friend!"
by Mootywhole June 20, 2016
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podium piss

Podium piss means standing on the toilet seat like a Grand Prix winner, then spray you're piss like you have a bottle of champage. The toilet is your loving crowd below. Also known as pole pissition.
I bet Sebastian Vettel has had a championship podium piss
by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013
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Piss crease

A womens crack that is smeared with stale piss.
John says to jim "So john have you pounded your pork sword into her piss crease yet?" To which john replyed "No you daft twat shes my sister!".
by William epps. October 6, 2008
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sissy pissing

A man sitting down on a toilet to urinate.
The bathroom at the Gay bar was really gross, sissy pissing was out of the question.
by Joseph the Adorable July 17, 2016
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Piss Chills

The sudden and short chilling feeling that you often get when you are peeing.
Dude when I was in the bathroom i got one of the biggest piss chills ever.
by qwert333 January 9, 2011
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